He n She

The problems with "HE" as thought
by "SHE"





If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are
IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.


If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are
trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from
VILLAGE.


If u ARGUE with him, he says u are
STUBBORN ;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no
BRAINS .


If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose
FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.


If u don't Love him, he tries to
POSSESS u;
If u Love him! , he will try to LEAVE
u.(very true huh?)


If u don't MAKE LOVE with him., he
says u DON'T LOVE him;
If u DO!! He says u are CHEAP.


If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u
are TROUBLESOME;
If u DON'T, he says that u don't TRUST
him.


If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to
him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES
for u.


If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be
TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do
so.


If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.


If u do WELL in your exams, he says
it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAIN.


If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!
(It's very true)